WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

> Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
> creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
> plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You
> can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
> T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
> mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never
> have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just
> too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut
> on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress
> $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're
> talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood
> all the time.
>
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
> tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open
> all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
> be your friend.
>
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
> more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You
> are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
> stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
> decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
>
> You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
> big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all
> seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can
> "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
> concerning growing a mustache.
>
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> minutes.
>
> No wonder men are happier.
>
> Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will
> enjoy reading



-LIFE is different from a teacher. A teacher teaches lessons and then keep the exams. But LIFE keeps the exams first and then teaches the lesson.